Not-So-Intelligent Statements

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COUPLES

“They broke up like a week after they broke up.”

HIDING SOMETHING

“Jaimie, I think there’s a moose outside.”

AWKWARD SILENCE

“I’m trying to pull someone out of my ***.”

ENGLISH ANNOUNCEMENTS

“Those things suck up milk like nothin’ else.”

PUPPYSITTING

“That dog has NO feelings.”

OLYMPICS

Mom: “Pick one. US or China.”

Meghan: “Russia!”

FIRST DATE…again

Ashley: “What’s your favorite animal?”

Ian: “Ummmmm. I like gorillas…and candy…but that’s not an animal.”

FIRST DATE

Ashley: “I didn’t say that!”

Ian: “But you were thinking it…I’m psycho.”

DIET

“We’re supposed to drink energy powder.”

SWIM MEET- relay

“Jesse the boy Lyle.”

-Renuka

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