Not-So-Intelligent Statements

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Archive for December, 2008

COUPLES

“They broke up like a week after they broke up.”

HIDING SOMETHING

“Jaimie, I think there’s a moose outside.”

AWKWARD SILENCE

“I’m trying to pull someone out of my ***.”

ENGLISH ANNOUNCEMENTS

“Those things suck up milk like nothin’ else.”