Not-So-Intelligent Statements

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ashleybug — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:27:55 +0000

“They broke up like a week after they broke up.”

ashleybug — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:27:17 +0000

“Jaimie, I think there’s a moose outside.”

ashleybug — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:26:18 +0000

“I’m trying to pull someone out of my ***.”

ashleybug — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:24:58 +0000

“Those things suck up milk like nothin’ else.”

ashleybug — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:29:41 +0000

“That dog has NO feelings.”

ashleybug — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:21:36 +0000

Mom: “Pick one. US or China.”

Meghan: “Russia!”

ashleybug — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:20:16 +0000

Ashley: “What’s your favorite animal?”

Ian: “Ummmmm. I like gorillas…and candy…but that’s not an animal.”

ashleybug — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:18:01 +0000

Ashley: “I didn’t say that!”

Ian: “But you were thinking it…I’m psycho.”

ashleybug — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:23:10 +0000

“We’re supposed to drink energy powder.”

ashleybug — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:55:10 +0000

“Jesse the boy Lyle.”

-Renuka