Not-So-Intelligent Statements http://memorablesentences.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:34:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/366e1c91c8e7eff64b589d25f4fc3206?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Not-So-Intelligent Statements http://memorablesentences.wordpress.com COUPLES http://memorablesentences.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/couples/ http://memorablesentences.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/couples/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:27:55 +0000 ashleybug http://memorablesentences.wordpress.com/?p=71 ]]>

“They broke up like a week after they broke up.”

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“Jaimie, I think there’s a moose outside.”

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“I’m trying to pull someone out of my ***.”

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“Those things suck up milk like nothin’ else.”

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“That dog has NO feelings.”

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Mom: “Pick one. US or China.”

Meghan: “Russia!”

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Ashley: “What’s your favorite animal?”

Ian: “Ummmmm. I like gorillas…and candy…but that’s not an animal.”

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Ashley: “I didn’t say that!”

Ian: “But you were thinking it…I’m psycho.”

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“We’re supposed to drink energy powder.”

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“Jesse the boy Lyle.”

-Renuka

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