Not-So-Intelligent Statements

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SWIM MEET-Tanner

“He is the oldest eight year old I’ve ever seen.”

 

(But he’s not eight.)

SUMMER CARD GAMES– BS

Ashley: “One ten.”

Meghan: “Two jacks.”

Ashley: “One king. I’m out.”

Meghan: “You were queens, and that’s a king. BS!”

DINNER

“Have you seen the Eifle Tower while you’ve been in the US?”

TALKING

“Fragical.”

DAIRY QUEEN

“Yummy. Wish i could came.”

SWIM MEET PLANNING

“We can sew the little towels together to make a blanket…towel…”

WATER WORLD

“Our tube is inert…now it is not so inert as it was when it was not so much as inert.”

MRS. HOHMAN (FINAL)

“Do not write this test.”

LOTION

*smells hand* “I have really good smelling shampoo.”

ORCHESTRA

“We’re going to melt all of the brass instruments and make a gold violin…well at least a bow.”

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